We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse.
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff.
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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If God didn't forgive sinners, Heaven would be empty.
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People with good intentions make promises. People with good character keep them.
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Nothing heals a heavy heart better than a heavy shopping bag.
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
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The money's no better in retirement, but the hours are!
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No matter how far wrong you've gone, you can always turn around.
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Tomorrow is promised to no one.
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Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Tact is the intelligence of the heart.
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Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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It's been "one of those days" for like 3 years now.
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A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're home.
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You can't force someone to respect you. But you can refuse to be disrespected.
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The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos.
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Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.
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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.
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