The hunter that travels out into the woods is lost to the world, yet finds himself.
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If I won the award for laziness, I'd send somebody to pick it up for me.
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If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.
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Truth is universal. Perception of truth is not.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.
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Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Stupidity is not a crime. You're free to go.
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A theologian is a blind man in a dark room searching for a black cat that isn't there -- and finding it.
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The opera isn't over till the fat lady sings.
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Little by little, a little becomes a lot.
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Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
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often wrongly attributed to Winston Churchill
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.
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Sarcasm. Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.
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There is no limit to the good a man can do, if he doesn’t care who gets the credit.
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When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping!
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A question is not just there to be answered. It is also there to answer.
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Nuclear power is one hell of a way to boil water.
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