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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Tags: artificial intelligence


I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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Tags: funny quotes


If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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If we're not supposed to eat animals ... how come they're made out of meat?

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Tags: vegetarianism


Dogs have Masters. Cats have staff.

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Tags: dogs, cats


If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.

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Tags: Las Vegas


Truth is universal. Perception of truth is not.

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Tags: truth


Is "UGH" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

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Tags: Emotion


Black Friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

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Stupidity is not a crime. You're free to go.

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Tags: stupidity


Make your passion your paycheck.

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Tags: passion


By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

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Tags: preparation


Little by little, a little becomes a lot.

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Tags: progress


Nuclear power is one hell of a way to boil water.

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Tags: nuclear energy


The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

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Tags: haste


My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

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Tags: hobbies


Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

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Tags: hockey


Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.

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Tags: grandparents


Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.

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Tags: growth