ANONYMOUS QUOTES VI

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.

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Tags: reading


My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

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Tags: hobbies


Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.

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Tags: opportunity


I'm not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish the next chapter.

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You'll never find a rainbow if you're staring at your feet.

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Tags: pessimism


Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol and a serious dislike for stupid people. But not lemons.

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Tags: humorous quotes


Never try to destroy someone else's life with a lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.

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Tags: Lying


Adventures are for the adventurous.

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Tags: adventure


We'll be friends until we're old and senile, then we'll be new friends.

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Tags: friends


My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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Tags: funny quotes


If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.

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Tags: plastic surgery


Beware the hobby that eats.

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Tags: hobbies


Sometimes when you think the storm is coming to rain on your parade, it's actually there to water your garden.

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Tags: rain, gardens


Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.

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Tags: respect


My alarm tells me you're in my house. My gun tells me not for long.

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Tags: guns


Don't lend money to friends -- it causes amnesia.

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Tags: lending


Counting other people's sins does not make you a saint.

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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

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Tags: hockey


Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

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Tags: work