SHOPPING QUOTES

quotations about shopping

Shopping quote

For some, shopping is an art; for others, it's a sport. It can be a vice and it can be a cause. Some love it. Some hate it. Rarely is someone indifferent.

PAMELA KLAFFKE, Spree

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

ERMA BOMBECK, attributed, Women Know Everything!

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The thing about shopping is that you never know exactly what you are going to find. A shopping experience can be filled with joyous surprises or unexpected pitfalls. No matter how hard you try, you cannot plan every detail of a shopping trip, and you never know exactly how it will end up.

AMANDA FORD, Retail Therapy

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I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.

RITA RUDNER, official website

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Take all your problems
And rip 'em apart
Oh oh oh
Carry them off
In a shopping cart

THE WHITE STRIPES, "Little Acorns"

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Shopping is cheaper than therapy.

ANONYMOUS

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Three things to remember about shopping are location, location, location.

MELINDA ADAMS, The Shopping Concierge Las Vegas

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Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can exchange it for something you really like.

ADRIENNE GUSOFF, attributed, Lipshtick

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I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA.

JEN LANCASTER, Bright Lights, Big Ass: A Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide to Why It Often Sucks in the City

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Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.

ANN LANDERS, attributed, Quotable Business

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Buy buy says the sign in the shop window
Why why says the in junk in the yard

PAUL MCCARTNEY, "Junk", McCartney

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No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.

DONITA K. PAUL, One Realm Beyond

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I've been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.

SALLY POPLIN, attributed, The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations

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If shopping doesn't make you happy, then you're in the wrong shop.

ANONYMOUS

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I already know what my addiction is
I be looking for labels, I ain't looking for love
I shop for purses while I walk out the door
Don't cry, buy a bag and then get over it

FERGIE, "Labels Or Love"

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I went shopping
With a list from A to Z
Everything I needed
For a happy family
Walked through the doors
Give the box boy a smile
Grabbed a silver buggy
And I boogied down the aisle

TONI BASIL, "Shoppin' From A to Z"

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My idea of shopping is asking the lovely yet formidable Marcia to pick something up for me while she's out. It never works. "I am not picking out underwear again for you," is her usual response, which is why I have underwear older than my kids.

ANDY HELLER, "Anything but shopping", Daily Press, August 10, 2017

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Americans are fascinated by their own love of shopping. This does not make them unique. It's just that they have more to buy than most other people on the planet. And it's also an affirmation of faith in their country, its prosperity and limitless bounty. They have shops the way that lesser countries have statues.

SIMON HOGGART, America: A User's Guide

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Shopping involves more than just economic considerations like the relationship between material quality and price. There are social, ethical, and political issues embedded in shopping decisions as well. Yet most of us do not give a lot of conscious thought to what can be called the politics of a product.

MICHELE MICHELETTI, Political Virtue and Shopping

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Shopping is often unwittingly used as a technique to bring the self into sharper focus. It is fueled by the belief that the perfect shirt, belt, shoes or sofa will finally supply the answer to who the shopper is and will increase her worth ... Most women are not aware of this latent meaning of shopping, and as a result, they shop unconsciously. This leads to further confusion without getting them the result they are seeking, which is not about the shoes, the shirt or the paint color per se, but about their identities.

EVE ELIOT, Attention Shoppers

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