quotations about women
I don't see how a man is to be good for much unless he has some one woman to love him dearly.
GEORGE ELIOT, Middlemarch
Commit a child to the care of a worthless, ignorant woman, and no culture in after-life will remedy the evil you have done.
SAMUEL SMILES, Character
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
Women are like tricks by sleight of hand,
Which, to admire, we should not understand.
WILLIAM CONGREVE, Love for Love
If young women were not deceived into a belief that affectation pleases, they would scarcely trouble themselves to practise it so much.
MARIA EDGEWORTH, Mademoiselle Panache
Every world has faults
This one has too many
Unattainable Female Objects.
DAVID JONATHAN NEWMAN, "U.F.O.", The Light Looks Another Way
The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.
GEORGE ELIOT, The Mill on the Floss
Nobody knows much about women, not even Freud, not even women themselves. But it's like electricity: you don't have to know how it works to get a shock on the fingers.
CARLOS RUIZ ZAFON, The Shadow of the Wind
A sensible woman can never be happy with a fool.
GEORGE WASHINGTON, letter to Eleanor Parke Custis, January 16, 1795
I think women of a certain generation, mine in particular, feel like we can have it all because that's what we were fed. It's like, we reap the benefits of the feminist movement -- they did all the legwork and now we're going to try to be parents and successful business people and great wives and good friends and take a cooking class and blah, blah, blah ...
SARAH JESSICA PARKER, interview, BBC, December 13, 2005
All the world's a stage, and it's a dead easy guess which sex has all the speaking parts.
ROBERT ELLIOTT GONZALES, Poems and Paragraphs
If you don't think women are explosive, drop one.
GERALD F. LIEBERMAN, attributed, Dim Wit: The Stupidest Quotes of All Time
I have always found the female of the human species many times more difficult to understand than the male.
OSAMU DAZAI, No Longer Human
A woman has to have something on or there's nothing to take off.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI, Notes of a Dirty Old Man
There are few women whose charm survives their beauty.
FRANÇOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD, Reflections; or Sentences and Moral Maxims
Earth's noblest thing -- a woman perfected.
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL, Irené
It is a strange feeling for a girl when first she finds the power put into her hand of influencing the destiny of another to happiness or misery. She is like a magician holding for the first time a fairy wand, not having yet had experience of its potency.
MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT SHELLEY, Lodore
There is one common condition for the lot of women in Western civilization and all other civilizations that we know about for certain, and that is, woman as a sex is disliked and persecuted, while as an individual she is liked, loved, and even, with reasonable luck, sometimes worshipped.
REBECCA WEST, speech to the Fabian Society, 1928
A bitch is no match for a lady except in a brass bed, honey, and sometimes not even there.
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS, The Night of the Iguana
What a man is is an arrow into the future and what a woman is is the place the arrow shoots off from.
SYLVIA PLATH, The Bell Jar