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ROSEANNE BARR QUOTES

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

ROSEANNE BARR, Julia Gilden's Woman to Woman

I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California I have to go to prison don't I? I think you only get three.

ROSEANNE BARR, Larry King Live, Mar. 2, 2006

I loved work and I loved pouring myself into the work, you know. It was the real life that I had trouble with.

ROSEANNE BARR, Larry King Live, Mar. 2, 2006

Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been a really great thing in my life.

ROSEANNE BARR, Larry King Live, Mar. 2, 2006

I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before.

ROSEANNE BARR, interview, May, 2003

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny.

ROSEANNE BARR, Larry King Live, Mar. 2, 2006

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

ROSEANNE BARR, London Independent, Feb. 9, 2006


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