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FRED ALLEN QUOTES

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.

FRED ALLEN, John Robert Colombo's Popcorn in Paradise

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

FRED ALLEN, Treadmill to Oblivion

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.

FRED ALLEN, Dick Enberg's Humorous Quotes for All Occasions