Give blood. Play hockey.
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The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.
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So making guns illegal will take them off the street? We should make heroine and meth illegal too!
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I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed-in on Google Earth really fast.
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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone.
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
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When hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.
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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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Is "UGH" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.
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If shopping doesn't make you happy, then you're in the wrong shop.
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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
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I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn't even know!
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A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children.
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A hypocrite is one who sets good examples only when he has an audience.
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We lose ourselves in books. We find ourselves there too.
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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
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Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
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A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrow's math test.
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A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.
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Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.
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