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Some men never reach a marriageable age.
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Savvy Sayin's
A dead man's shroud has no pockets.
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A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.
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A toothless dog chews careful.
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A go-getter is a cowboy who forgot to hobble his horse.
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Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.
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Men and barbed wire have their good points.
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Nerves is just a case of which end of a six-gun you happen to be lookin' at.
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A man who looks for easy work goes to bed tired.
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A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.
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Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.
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A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.
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Sweat is a waste of whiskey.
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A cowchip is paradise for a fly.
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It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.
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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.
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Laugh when you borrow and you'll cry when you pay.
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Never trust a man who kin look a pretty woman in the eye.
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