ROBERT ORBEN QUOTES

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

ROBERT ORBEN, Wall Street Journal, Mar. 17, 1980

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, "Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!" Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

ROBERT ORBEN, 2000 New Laughs for Speakers

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it.

ROBERT ORBEN, attributed, Reader's Digest, 1993