Actions are destiny's pen.

A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs.

A simple realization that there are other points of view is the beginning of wisdom.

A woman's heart is much like the moon, always changing but always has a man in it.

All we are guaranteed is the pursuit of happiness. You have to catch up with it yourself.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

A ton of regret never makes an ounce of difference.

Better untaught than ill-taught.

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote.

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.

Character is what a person is in the dark.

Enthusiasm is nothing but faith with a tin can tied to its tail.

Church members are either pillars or caterpillars. The pillars hold up the church, and the caterpillars just crawl in and out.

An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man, of the woman who he didn't.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

A word to the wise isn't as good as a word from the wise.

Any philosophy that can fit into a nutshell belongs there.

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.