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JOSEPH HELLER QUOTES

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

JOSEPH HELLER, Catch-22

Justice is a knee in the gut from the floor on the chin at night sneaky with a knife brought up down on the magazine of a battleship sandbagged underhanded in the dark without a word of warning. Garroting. That's what justice is.

JOSEPH HELLER, Catch-22

War ... it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.

JOSEPH HELLER, Catch-22

Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in that event, who wants one?

JOSEPH HELLER, Catch-22

Insanity is contagious.

JOSEPH HELLER, Catch-22


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