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The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband.
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A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.
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A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.
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A vacation is like love: anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
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Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sorces of income are seven and eleven.
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Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
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