YOGI BERRA QUOTES III

American baseball player & manager (1925-2015)

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth.

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Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

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I break up the English a little bit. I don't mean to do it, but it just comes out that way.

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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

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If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.

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You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.

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It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

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Pair up in threes.

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I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

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Those pinstripes, they make you do something.

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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

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It ain't the heat, it's the humility.

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We have deep depth.

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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

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I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

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Love it the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.

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I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

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