American baseball player & manager (1925-2015)
Never answer an anonymous letter.
YOGI BERRA
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
YOGI BERRA
We make too many wrong mistakes.
YOGI BERRA
It was impossible to get a conversation going. Everyone was talking too much.
YOGI BERRA
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
YOGI BERRA
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.
YOGI BERRA
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
YOGI BERRA
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA
If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up someplace else.
YOGI BERRA
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
YOGI BERRA
You're always nervous at the beginning, the first pitch. You get a little tense. When the game starts, then it's all right.
YOGI BERRA
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
YOGI BERRA
Take it with a grin of salt.
YOGI BERRA
I'm lucky. Usually you're dead to get your own museum, but I'm still alive to see mine.
YOGI BERRA
My ambition is to hit .400 and talk 1.000.
YOGI BERRA
I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.
YOGI BERRA
I looked like this when I was young, and I still do.
YOGI BERRA
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
YOGI BERRA
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
YOGI BERRA