QUOTES FROM "THE SIMPSONS"
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All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows!
If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!
You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.
Non-violence never solved anything!
There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.
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