There’s no business like show business.

IRVING BERLIN, Annie Get Your Gun

Show business offers more solid promises than Catholicism.

JOHN GUARE, London Independent, Apr. 25, 1992

Show business is really 90 per cent luck and 10 per cent being able to handle it when it gets offered to you.

TOMMY STEELE, London Listener, Oct. 10, 1974

Show business is and has always been a depraved carnival.

DAVID MAMET, True and False