The Senate is doing its first-ever Secret Santa gift exchange this year. Yeah, there’s a $10 spending limit, but they plan to go $14 trillion over budget.
JIMMY FALLON, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Dec. 2, 2011
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
CONAN O'BRIEN, Conan, Dec. 7, 2011
Department store Santas are apparently being trained to lower children’s expectations about toys because of the recession. Yeah, it’s weird when you ask Santa for a train set and he’s like, ‘Yeah, how ‘bout a bus token?’
JIMMY FALLON, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Nov. 30, 2011
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