TALLULAH BANKHEAD QUOTES II

American actress (1902-1968)

Tallulah Bankhead quote

I should be the last woman to thumb my nose at the gentlemen whose judgments make or break a play in New York. They have treated me handsomely. But two or three of them write with a chisel.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: New York


In the theater there are players who can make a production out of eating an apple.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: eating


Acting is an astonishingly easy profession. I've given no more thought to my best roles than I have to my worst.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: thought


Let's have no beating about the bush. Not every yahoo in a first-night seat is my peer.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: night


Acting is a form of confusion.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

attributed, IMDb


I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water -- I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: hate


I've tried several varieties of sex, all of which I hate. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic; the others give me a stiff neck and/or lockjaw.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah, Darling

Tags: sex


What would I do where platforms, microphones and screens denied me? That's easy. I'd go to the races.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography


No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: respect


My voice has been likened to the mating call of the caribou.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography


The author writes a play, then is through with it, aside from collecting royalties. Four weeks of rehearsing and the director's work is done. Theirs are creative jobs. But how would the author feel if he had to write the same play over each night for a year? Or the director to restage it before each performance? They'd be as balmy as Nijinsky in a week. Even the ushers traffic with different people every night. But the actress? She's a caged parrot.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: night


Forced to vote for a Davis, I'll take Jefferson and give you Bette.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography


I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah, Darling

Tags: love


Someone has said that Ethel Barrymore has the reticence born of assurance whereas my monologues indicate my insecurity. The point is moot. It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography


As a child my name embarrassed me. Ragged by normally named playmates, I'd bawl. In one school I changed to Elizabeth. This alias was annulled once Daddy heard of it.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography


There are a lot of things about the theater that bore me stiff: trying on costumes, being photographed, going to hairdressers, dieting that I may not overlap the costumes, the wretched dressing rooms, the overheated theaters, the grim mutes who make up benefit audiences who, for all their concern with charity, can't be thawed out with an acetylene torch.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography

Tags: charity


Despite all you may have heard to the contrary, I have never had a ride in a patrol wagon.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography


There have been only two geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. But, darling, I think you'd better put Shakespeare first.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

attributed, IMDb

Tags: Shakespeare


I've played Private Lives everywhere except underwater.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

attributed, IMDb


Under oath I'd like to refute the canard that I'm an old chum of Winston Churchill's--a fable that constantly bobs up in print. But he did come to seem me five times when I was playing in Fallen Angels.

TALLULAH BANKHEAD

Tallulah: My Autobiography