WIT QUOTES IV

quotations about wit

Wit malignantly employed is like a crackling fire that with every fresh blaze sends out sparks. Take care that you are not burnt.

JOHN THORNTON

Maxims and Directions for Youth

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At our wittes end.

JOHN HEYWOOD

Proverbs

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When the drink is in the wit is out.

SONIA SIMS

Belfast Telegraph, January 23, 2016


Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

J. K. ROWLING

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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There was a monstrous deal of stupid quizzing and common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

JANE AUSTEN

letter to Cassandra, April 21, 1805

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Wit resembles a coquette; those who the most eagerly run after it are the least favored.

JOSEPH CHENIER

attributed, Day's Collacon


For we seldom admire the wit, when we dislike the man.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Humor is of earlier growth than Wit, and it is in accordance with this earlier growth that it has more affinity with the poetic tendencies, while Wit is more nearly allied to the ratiocinative intellect. Humor draws its materials from situations and characteristics; Wit seizes on unexpected and complex relations.

GEORGE ELIOT

Essays

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There is no quality of the mind, or of the body, that so instantaneously and irresistibly captivates, as wit. An elegant writer has observed that wit may do very well for a mistress, but that he should prefer reason for a wife. He that deserts the latter, and gives himself up entirely to the guidance of the former, will certainly fall into many pitfalls and quagmires, like him who walks by flashes of lightning, rather than the steady beams of the sun.

CHARLES CALEB COLTON

Lacon

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Wit in conversation is only a readiness of thought and a facility of expression, or (in the midwives' phrase) a quick conception, and an easy delivery.

ALEXANDER POPE

"Thoughts on Various Subjects"

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A fatalistic Irish wit is a famously effective coping mechanism.

JACK MCENENY

"McEneny waiting for words", Albany Times Union, March 11, 2017


Wit is Welcome. Timely Wit, Even More So. Show me one person who doesn't like a good laugh and I'll show you a hypocrite.

ROHAN AYYAR

"5 Brands Winning on Social Media -- And What You can Learn From Them", Business 2 Community, January 21, 2016


Too much wit makes the world rotten.

ALFRED TENNYSON

Idylls of the King

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A clever wit is always timeless.

KATE WINGFIELD

Metro Weekly, January 14, 2016


Luckily, wit is contagious.

NICHOLAS CRONK

"Voltaire and the one-liner", Oxford University Press blog, March 10, 2017


Wit is well-bred insolence.

ARISTOTLE

Rhetoric

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Have you summoned your wits from wool-gathering?

THOMAS MIDDLETON

The Family of Love


How every fool can play upon a word! I think the best grace of wit will shortly turn into silence; and discourse grow commendable in none only but parrots.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

The Merchant of Venice


Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education, and the most common among the uneducated.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims


Some people seem born with a head in which the thin partition that divides great wit from folly is wanting.

ROBERT SOUTHEY

attributed, Day's Collacon

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