VAMPIRE QUOTES IV

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Vampires are real -- at least the amoebae variety -- and they have been around for millions of years, say researchers who found evidence of predation in ancient microbial ecosystems dating back more than 740 million years. Using a scanning electron microscope to examine minute fossils, the researchers found perfectly circular drill-holes that may have been formed by an ancient relation of Vampyrellidae amoebae.

IANS123

"Vampires are for real: Researchers have found tiny fossils that lived 740 million years ago", Firstpost, May 26, 2016


I think what the vampires are doing is good, because it helps put into perspective what our conception of 'normal' is. Them doing what they're doing isn't a problem.... It's our preconceived notion of what normal is that's the problem.

JOHN EDGAR BROWNING

"'Real' vampires exist and there are over 5,000 of them in the United States", National Post, October 26, 2016


The fact of the matter is, if vampires truly feed with even a tiny fraction of the frequency that they are depicted to in movies and folklore, then the human race would have been wiped out quite quickly after the first vampire appeared.

COSTAS EFTHIMIOU & SOHANG GANDHI

"Cinema Fiction vs. Physics Reality: Ghosts, Vampires and Zombies"


In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest vampire was Count Chocula. One bite of Count Chocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes.

CRAIG FERGUSON

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, March 19, 2012

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If there's one thing real vampires seem to have in common, it is their reluctance to tell the world about who, and what, they are.

KIM WALL

"Interview with a real-life vampire: why drinking blood isn't like in Hollywood", The Guardian, August 15, 2015


Vampires are more than the myth or Twilight saga -- they're REAL and drink more than just blood. An active online community across forums and social media reveals vampires also feed off human life and emotional energy.

NICOLE STINSON

"15,000 real vampires in the UK and they do more than just suck your blood", Daily Star, July 3, 2016


Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.

ANNE RICE

Interview with the Vampire


I always thought of vampires, especially the young-adult ones, as a metaphor for sex -- sucking blood, forbidden, taboo. I think they just ooze sex. Vampires are all the big themes in life in one attractive bloodsucking package.

MELISSA DE LA CRUZ

attributed, Virginity in Young Adult Literature after Twilight


They hover alive in the space about me, vampires of thought, drinking the life of my soul. Shadows, flung into space by sharp corners, breaking off at unknown angles, falling on concrete floors, climbing black walls.

CHESTER HIMES

Cast the First Stone


Vampires are vectors of protozoonoses, rickettsioses and especially rabies. The Latin American Paralyssa is only transmitted by vampires. Besides helping to prevent rabies, the control of vampires is an important tool in preventing these vector-borne diseases.

H. S. H. SEIFERT

Tropical Animal Health


If it's raining and you're running
Don't slip in mud cause
If you do you'll slip in blood
Tonight is the night of the vampire

ROKY ERICKSON

"Night of the Vampire"


Vampires are both people, with human emotions and feelings, and supernatural. One side of their personality can be stressed over the other, but they are always shown as contradictory.

EMILY SANNA

Pop Monsters: The Modern-Day Craze for Vampires and Werewolves


I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it's never a pretty sight. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.

EDGAR FROG

The Lost Boys


Aren't you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there--they'd be so disappointed.

KIERSTEN WHITE

Paranormalcy


I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.

KRISTEN STEWART

"Kristen Stewart on Breaking Dawn diet", The Examiner, October 22, 2010


As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror. So this morning I combed George Clooney's hair; yesterday it was Brad Pitt's.

MEAT LOAF

"What I see in the mirror: Meat Loaf", The Guardian, October 29, 2010


Before people understood how certain diseases spread, they sometimes imagined vampires were behind the unseen forces slowly ravaging their communities.... Trying to kill vampires, or prevent them from feeding, was a way for people to feel as though they had some control over disease.

BECKY LITTLE

"The Bloody Truth About Vampires", National Geographic, October 26, 2016


Vampires are purposely seductive -- they are feminine in their flirtatious, provocative behavior and yet aggressively masculine in satisfying their needs.

CAROLINE JOAN PICART & CECIL E. GREEK

Monsters in and Among Us


Give me the chance to dance romance
Don't run, I'm not the sun
So much at stake ... oh!
Bad choice of words

OUTKAST

"Dracula's Wedding"


Wow! When you become a vampire, men become broad shouldered and muscle-bound and women become tall and thin! You ever think of selling this on QVC?

PETE ABRAMS

"Vampires", Sluggy Freelance, September 27, 1998

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