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DOUG LARSON QUOTES

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

DOUG LARSON, Woman's Day Magazine, Apr. 1, 2007

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, Look at the Bees

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, Words from the Wise

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, Meditations for Living in Balance

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, The Ship of Thought

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, Almanac of the Infamous, the Incredible, and the Ignored

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, Better Off Wed

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

DOUG LARSON, Reader's Digest, vol. 136

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, Pooped Puppies

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

DOUG LARSON, attributed, Touchstones: A Book of Daily Meditations for Men

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

DOUG LARSON, Woman's Day Magazine, Aug. 2011


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