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Laughter is an instant vacation.

MILTON BERLE, as quoted in The Educator's Book of Quotes

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

MILTON BERLE, as quoted in Dana Lightman's POWER Optimism

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because
a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been,
by far; for a might-have been has never been,
but a has was once an are.

MILTON BERLE, as quoted in The Little Giant Encyclopedia of Inspirational Quotes

Los Angeles is the home of the three little white lies: "The Ferrari is paid for," "The mortgage is assumable," and "It's just a cold sore!"

MILTON BERLE, Los Angeles Magazine, Jun. 2005


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