Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air.
JACK BENNY, Erin Barrett's Al Capone Was a Golfer
I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.
JACK BENNY, The Jack Benny Program
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
JACK BENNY, The Jack Benny Program
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