RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM QUOTES

English cleric and poet (1788-1845)

And the priests, with awe,
As such freaks they saw,
Said, "The Devil must be in that little Jackdaw!"

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Jackdaw of Rheims

Tags: devil


A servant's too often a negligent elf; if it's business of consequence, do it yourself!

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Ingoldsby Legends

Tags: business


Thrice happy's the wooing That's not long a-doing!
So much time is saved in the billing and cooing --
The ring is now bought, the white favours, and gloves,
And all the et cetera which crown people's loves.

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Ingoldsby Legends

Tags: time


But while you're abroad lead respectable lives;
Love your neighbors, and welcome--but don't love their wives!

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Ingoldsby Legends

Tags: adultery


Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Ingoldsby Legends


Cowards, 'tis said, in certain situations,
Derive a sort of courage from despair,
And then perform, from downright desperation,
Much more than many a bolder man would dare.

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Ingoldsby Legends

Tags: courage


Tis not her coldness, father,
That chills my labouring breast;
It's that confounded cucumber
I've ate and can't digest.

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Ingoldsby Legends

Tags: coldness


I was between
A man and a boy, A hobble-de-hoy,
A fat, little, punchy concern of sixteen.

RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM

The Ingoldsby Legends